Time-out Tactician Mugs

'...And they gave me fifteen more minutes for resisting arrest!'

"Can you put it on pause for a moment, Eric? I'd like to get a word in edgeways."

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Golf lessons

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Golf

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

father and son

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'