Time Optimization Fan Prints

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

At the market

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Game In A Can.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Centaur Sprinter

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"We moved here for the schools."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I believe you were first.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Wednesday wave.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.