Time Optimization Fan Prints

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

At the market

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Game In A Can.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'I found another pothole.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Centaur Sprinter

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I believe you were first.'

"We moved here for the schools."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

'Wednesday wave.'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.