Time Management Nerds Mugs

"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Storm in the out tray

Work/Life Balance

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Time Is Money

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'