Time Management Consultant Gifts

'Please hold all questions. We're running late.'

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

Time management office worker

Acme Clocks.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Running out of time

"Tom's taking the time management course this morning. Unfortunately he's running about an hour late!"

Efficiency Expert Greeting

Keeping Time

"There's no flex time with this job."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Time Management Systems

"Can we ask our time management consultant how to fit 18 hours work into an 8 hour work day."

Wrist watch

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

Time Manager

Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'What time do you call this, you are 250,000 years too late.'

How time can get away from you.

"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"Remember...At the last stroke of 25 minutes, the carriage turns back into a pomodoro."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.