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'Are you sure you tried hard enough to be on time?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Danger Slow Sand.

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Non-Jet Lag.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Time Management

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

Time management office worker

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Big Ben

Keeping Time

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'...but I'm already working as slow as I can.'

If you are here, you'll be late for the meeting

How time can get away from you.

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

Acme Clocks.

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'