Time Management Aspirant Prints

Poor Planning

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Non-Jet Lag.

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Dali Clock

Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.

"I didn't prioritize my day and now I'm stagnant."

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

Work Life Balance Paperwork

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'I told you an hour ago that I'll be ready in a minute.'

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

If you are here, you'll be late for the meeting