Tightrope Walking Pillows

"And now let's practice risk management!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

The Path

Tightrope Walker.

"Go find that band in the valley and by all means, make them stop playing that song with a funky groove that I can't resist."

Trapeze artists commuting

High-Wire-Dip

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"I'm tired of repeating myself. You come over here."

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

A woman balances two men on a tightrope.

Tightrope Walker

Football

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

'That's it. Either you lose weight or I'm getting another high-wire act.'

"On your left."

Risky investor

Victim of wireless technology.

A man tightrope walks on the horizon line.

Speed Bump Ahead.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

"Tong!"

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Washing Line Walker

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'