Tightrope Walkers Gifts

So far, boys and girls, this President job is one heck of a balancing act!

Family expenses per week

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Information Tightrope.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Fly Tightrope walker

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Frankie and Annette.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Trapeze artists commuting

Hire Wire Act

Tightrope Walker.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

High-Wire-Dip

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Tightrope Walker

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'George and I met on line!'

The Great Laundini

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer