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"On your left."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Information Tightrope.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Speed Bump Ahead.

Fly Tightrope walker

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Frankie and Annette.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Hire Wire Act

Trapeze artists commuting

Tightrope Walker.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Tightrope Walker

'George and I met on line!'

The Great Laundini

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

High-Wire-Dip

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

Walking the line...