Tidy Trailblazer Mugs

'I DID clean my room.. there's a PATH now.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Women in a cross country race

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"