Tidy-room Champion Prints

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

A woman's work is never done.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

And it stores easily under your bed...