Tidy Desk Defender Pillows

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Outbox.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Job Stress.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"Very impressive, but not quite the 'in-tray test' we had in mind."

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

"So, desk: yay or nay?"