Tidy Ace Prints

'Your room is clean again??! Well, that means a weekend under house arrest, young lady!'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

G.P.S. For the Home

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The Movers - Decluttering

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

My mum is very houseproud.

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Objets D'Angst

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"