Ticket Trickster Prints

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Passengers on the underground

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Safe!'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Snowman Magic

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Pianist Fraud

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."