Ticket Trickster Prints

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Passengers on the underground

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Snowman Magic

'Safe!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Hit me.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Cyber crime.

Pianist Fraud

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."