Ticket Hunter Prints

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Ticket prizes...

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Need tickets.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Solar Storm Expected!

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."