Thunderstorm Thrill-seeker Pillows

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The lonely figure

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

I love thunderstorms!

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

Director's Day Off

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"I Preferred Season 3."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Car Wash and Storm Chasers Academy

One Fine Day at the Gym

Fork Lightning

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Rock Climber

Donner

A man hunting in gale of wind

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

'Mom, Dad, I'm scared.'

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

"The one on the end I call 'Self portrait in a snowstorm. The next one is 'Polar bear descending a staircase in a snowstorm'. Then, it's 'Polar bears on a Sunday afternoon in a snowstorm'. Next to that..."