Thrill-seeking Stock Traders Prints

Stock Hurricane Ride

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The rocket powered skiier

End the Winter Blues

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

A skier and a paraglider

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Extreme kites!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."