Thrill-seeking Senior Pillows

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

When Seniors Fly

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

"The wild walker"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Roller Skating Pensioner

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"It's a real pleasure to do business with you..."

This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"