Thrill-seeking Senior Pillows

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

When Seniors Fly

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"The wild walker"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Roller Skating Pensioner

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"It's a real pleasure to do business with you..."

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'