Thrify Thinker Mugs

That's the severance package, a book on Clipping Coupons to Make Ends Meet?

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Unanimous voting.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."