Thrift Store Champion Mugs

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Style

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

January Sales

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

'The economy is tight and so is he.'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"