Thoughtful Speakers Pillows

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Climate Change Road

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Chinese History: Redwash

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

It's the thought that counts!

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Worlds Apart.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I inherited therefore I am'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."