Thoughtful Provocateur Mugs

End of Life Counselling

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

The Limits of Satire

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"That's very controversial!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Pro-life Executioner

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Art Gallery.

Jesus Trump

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Writer's Block.

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

'Consumer Society'

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

The World Ignoring the Refugee Crisis

Kindergarten Cop

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"