Thoughtful Carnivore Mugs

'Thank you God for making meat so yummy. Amen.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Namasteak"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

100% organic pork sausages

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'