Thought Trailblazer Gifts

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perspective thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Women in a cross country race

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

Glass Ceiling