Thought Surfers Pillows

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

What's normal?

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Like Minded

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Internet Restaurant

A neutral observer.

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Hot Towel Web Service

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

Modern Studying

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Please separate trash for recycling.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

Gracebook.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'