Thought Navigators Gifts

'I don't believe in my belief system.'

The Map of the human brain

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'