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Stealing thoughts.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

Recycled Thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

After the comic strip was over, Jim started to collect his thoughts.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Before the Internet

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Shakespeare Street

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"