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Stealing thoughts.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

Recycled Thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

After the comic strip was over, Jim started to collect his thoughts.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Before the Internet

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Rodin's Thinker.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Larry's Literary Market

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'