Thirsty Traveler Prints

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Tap or bottled?'

"And one more water."

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

Bicycle race.

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Travelling

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Camping-Pong

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Airport Bored Rooms

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'Purpose of visit?'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"How much if I pedal?"

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Mirage guidance.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'