Thirsty Traveler Prints

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Tap or bottled?'

"And one more water."

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

Bicycle race.

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Camping-Pong

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Purpose of visit?'

"How much if I pedal?"

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Mirage guidance.

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'