Pentagon Focus Groups
Think Tank Staff Prints
Brighten their workspace or home with prints that celebrate the innovative and insightful nature of think tank staff. Perfect for inspiring their next big idea.
'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'
Light Bulb Moment
Bright idea
'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'
The Thought Process.
"It's o.k., come on out."
"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"
The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.
"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."
Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.
'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'
"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"
The Economy of Ideas
"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"
"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"
'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'
"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."
John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.
Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.
Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.
'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'
"We had a pregnancy scare last month. We thought Joe gave birth to an idea."
Early American Think Tank.
"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."
"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."
Think Tank
Culturally significant problems solved.
'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'
Gobbledygookologist
Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.
Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?
'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'
Think Tank Staff Prints Collection
Think Tank Staff Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for think tank staff—find clever and funny designs that make every coffee break a delightful moment.
Think Tank Staff Pillows
Comfort and wit go hand-in-hand with our pillows designed for think tank staff. Find the perfect humorous or smart print to brighten their space.
Think Tank Staff T-Shirts
Looking for a witty t-shirt for a think tank professional? Discover humorous and stylish options that showcase their sharp thinking and sense of humor.