Therapy Milestone Prints

"Relax, they're just worry warts."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"Isn't that great?! You should have seen Chuck before he went through anti-aggression training."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You've changed."

Romance

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Cardiac Recovery.