"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."
Therapist With Tails Prints
Brighten their office or therapy space with inspiring prints that combine humor and kindness. Designed to evoke smiles and inspire positivity, these artworks add character to any environment.
Licensed Therapist
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.
"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
"Postwar is hell."
"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
Couples' therapy
"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."
"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."
X-ray Psychology.
'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'
"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"
'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
'I hate Mondays.'
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'
"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."
'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'
'We have three minutes left.'
'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'
'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'
Shrinks in heaven
"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"
"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."
"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."
"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."
'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
"You need to stop bottling it up."
Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.
Therapist With Tails Prints Collection
Therapist With Tails Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for therapists with tails—fun, thoughtful, and perfect for brightening their mornings.
Therapist With Tails Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows perfect for therapists with tails—adding personality and a lift to any space they cherish.
Therapist With Tails T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that celebrate therapists with tails—combining humor, creativity, and comfort for everyday wear.