Therapeutic Comic Prints

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Teach me not to care."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

Can I take your disorder?

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Sardine psychologist.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

'Right. Like I'd tell YOU.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'Group hug anyone?'

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"You've got a few screws loose."

'I'm becoming predictable.'