Theory Discussion Mugs

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies