Theoretical Physics Fans Mugs

Einstein's Theory of Relativity

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Think Tank

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Bonk!"

Schrödinger and his cat

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Science Fair Judgements

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Free Radicals.

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Complexity Made Simple.

Entropy.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'