Theorem Whiz Pillows

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Genius Envy

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Think Tank

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Have you been working out?"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"