Theology Studies Mugs

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'