Theme Song Hummer Mugs

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Like father like son.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Guitar emergency.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Great customer care is not optional.

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

Okay

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.

"In the absence of a piano....."

'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'

"Everyone has to do their fair share. . . You have always been known as a good worker. . . You want to give something back, don't you? . . ."

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"

Republicans and Democrats representatives wearing t-shirts reading 'Uni States'.

Nail and Hammer

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

"I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car."

'No, I've not been re-arranging the furniture again, you and your wife moved last week!'

At The Palladium