Theme Parks Prints

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

The Endless Tunnel of Love

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

I think I just oiled myself...

'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Jurassic Pork

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Tunnel of Mergers and Acquisitions.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Line for a funnel cake stand.

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Scary rides down at the job fair.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Tunnel of commitment.

"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."

'This is the one the consultants felt had the greatest urban theme park potential.'

Guess your sperm count

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Darn good oil that!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Summer Outing Planning

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

Tunnel of your problems.