Theatrics Prints

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Tut and Carmen.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Herman Mankiewicz

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Leslie Caron.

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View