Theatrical Story Buff Mugs

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mikado

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

A little bird told me...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Cossack dancers

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'