Theatrical Story Buff Mugs

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Showbiz Awards

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A little bird told me...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mikado

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Deflator mouse

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Cossack dancers

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Masquerade