Theatrical Performer Mugs

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'

Father reading a bedtime story to his daughter.

Mimes' protesting

"He read that talking to plants helped them grow so he decided to go one better and act out Shakespeare's complete works."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Man near pick-pocket warning sign sees Fagin and The Artful Dodger.

Time for tea

The Puppet Poop

Accordion Player

'Pirate costume? No, I want a clown costume. Why would I want a pirate costume?'

Ballet

Loge sulks

Ball gown

Satan

Falstaff

Clown running.

Feathers and Cape

Turtle

Sergeant

"Your uniform has arrived for working for the royal male."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Speech

Gentlemen of Japan

Papageno and the old lady

Robin Oakapple

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville

Gondolier

'Have you ever had one of those days, boys and girls, when you felt like you had a giant hand up your ass?'

"The country needs clowns, and as a clown reservist I have to go."

"'Jury of my peers' - what a joke!"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'