Theatrical Mask Collector T-Shirts

A stunning volte-face.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Lend me your ears

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Woman applying makeup

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Batman - Face ID

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Masquerade

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"More concealer?"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

A Masked Ball

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Cat Mask

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'