Theatrical Flair Lover Gifts

'Wow, this is some reality show you have here.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Trump! The Musical

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Jack Gleeson

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Silly wig.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.