Theatrical Enthusiast Prints

"This session is not over until I sing so!"

"Coughing, or non-coughing?"

Father Christmas.

"And that's how Ned keeps us coming back for more of his Accounts Receivable presentations."

"Shush, darling. Daddy's delivering his opening monologue."

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

Panto Horse on the Subway

"You don't have to do the quotes every time, Brian—we know you're not Shakespeare."

'For tonight's performance, the actor in the role of Uncle Vanya will be phoning in his part.'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Visiting the Opera

'Let's face it, you have more lines on your face than in the play!'

'Rubbish footballers, great actors!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

To be or not to be?

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

Mime artist visiting friend in prison

A planet like ours - Panto cow saying "motivation? motivation?"

'I have to smoke, I'm an actor.'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Read that back to me, Charlotte...And try to make it sound really dramatic.'

"I turn on the bubble machine for good luck. And the distraction of course."

Cabaret

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Your tiny santitsed hand is frozen....

Silly wig.

"I never use simple explanations when I'm guilty. They don't let me use my dramatic acting skills."

A man standing in the rain

Mic Drop

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Masked Admirer

Private Willis

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