Theatrical Adventurer Pillows

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Alien David statue

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Applause

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Football

Cycling with a harp case

Face painting by numbers.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"It's a play on words."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."