The Refund Reveler T-Shirts

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

You're the olive in my martini

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

When I make it, I like to see it.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Affordable Cartoon Act

The ghost of christmas regifting

I think we're alone now!

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

Topsy-Turveydom

1619: Valentine's Day

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

Every Night is Over 60's Night

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."