The Optimistic Angler T-Shirts

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Blue Upright

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'I'm going to like this lake.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

A man fishing in a tree stump

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

God fishing.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Fishing from a Fish

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

Fishing off a watering place. - Perhaps the jolliest thing in the world