The Nostalgia Navigator Mugs

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Grumpy old merry men.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Flava Superba

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

If this van's a rockin'...

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'