The Lover Of Pompous Parodies Mugs

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Housekeeping?!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"