The Homework Hater Mugs

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Bill and I hate the same books."

Chez Homework

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'