The Homework Hater Mugs

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Serious Putty

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Billy strip: help with homework.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."